Duncan and Chandler Bark are two fraternal twins who (ironically) couldn’t be more opposite. The two sophomores are being compared to show just how different they are.
Question: Growing up, who do you think your parents favored?
Duncan: “Me… I was easier.”
Chandler: “Me, because they bought me stuff.”
Question: What makes you better than your brother?
Duncan: “I don’t argue with my parents.”
Chandler: “I push people, but in a good way and I’m really social.”
Question: What’s the best and/worst part of having a twin brother? 
Duncan: The best part of having a brother, according to Duncan, is occasionally being given money and sharing certain things. “The worst part is having to share a room for 15 years and how often he nags.”
Chandler: “The only good part is when he pays me back.” He had a much longer list for the worst parts like, “He’s messy, he’s a fussy eater, and he can be very annoying.”
Question: Do you notice any similarities between you two?
Duncan: “No.”
Chandler: “We’re complete opposites.”
Question: If you had to describe your brother with one word, what would it be?
Duncan: “Hypocritical.”
Chandler: “SKINNY.”
Question: What’s your favorite gum flavor?
Duncan: “Mint, just not spear.”
Chandler: “The spicy kind… Cinnamon!!”
Question: Boxers or briefs?
Duncan: “Boxer briefs”
Chandler: “Boxers”
Question: Chicken or beef? 
Duncan: “Neither, I’m a vegetarian because I don’t eat what doesn’t look good and meat does NOT look good.”
Chandler: “I like chicken because it’s healthier and I can’t eat fat.”
Question: Who’s your celebrity crush?
Duncan: “If I had to pick.. Ellen Page”
Chandler: “Kristen Stewart or Ellen Page.”
Question: How did you and your best friend meet? 
Duncan: “We had the same class in fifth grade and we just sat next to each other and in the sixth grade he came over and became friends.”
Chandler: “I called him emo and then asked if he’s a guy or girl.”